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Zach Leibowitz
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Zach Leibowitz

A former sideline reporter for ESPN

God, Country, Football


Poor John McCain. The man - in case you haven't heard it mentioned - was a POW. The man loves his country. The man wants to be president. The man has earned his chance to be president. The man finally has the opportunity to make his case to the American people on why he thinks he should be president.

Too bad though that every other man in our great land will be watching Antwaan Randle-El run the double reverse for a four-yard gain on 3rd & 8.

For all the talk about the lack of proper vetting of America's favorite new Eskimo Pie, did anybody think to, I dunno, vet the national football schedule.

Cause trust me, the only "Change needed in Washington" that America will be talking about tonight is whether Jim Zorn will last the season.

By Zach Leibowitz  |  September 4, 2008; 8:41 AM ET  | Category:  Emil Steiner , NFL , Washington Redskins Save & Share:  Send E-mail   Facebook   Twitter   Digg   Yahoo Buzz   StumbleUpon   Technorati  
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Brilliantly funny short piece -

Best jab of the story - "watching Antwaan Randle-El run the double reverse for a four-yard gain on 3rd & 8"

We all know the truth is that Randle-El won't see the ball at all tomorrow though!

Posted by: Joseph Epstein | September 4, 2008 2:15 PM

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