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Brian Tarcy
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Brian Tarcy

The author of The Complete Idiot's Guide To Football with Joe Theismann and the creator of the NFL humor prediction website Whatzgonnahappen.com

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Someone must own dysfunction.

Al Davis, the owner of the Oakland Raiders is that uncle of yours who dresses funny and makes oddball decisions about your inheritance, like trading the Bentley with a scratch on the bumper for a 1974 AMC Gremlin sporting a bumper sticker extolling the virtues of Nixon/Agnew.

Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, isn't much better, only less nostalgic. In NFL terms he is a poster child for the Ron White comedy monologue, "You can't fix stupid."

Randy Lerner, the owner of the Cleveland Browns, wishes he was playing croquet before the soccer match and the only thing he ever does for his team is surface once every four years to hire the next available Bill Belichick disciple.

So, given these three options, it's a tough call to pick a winner. But I'm going with the Raiders because they're the only team whose coach might get arrested.

By Brian Tarcy  |  October 12, 2009; 12:01 PM ET  | Category:  Oakland Raiders Save & Share:  Send E-mail   Facebook   Twitter   Digg   Yahoo Buzz   Del.icio.us   StumbleUpon   Technorati  
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