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Brian Tarcy

Brian Tarcy

The author of The Complete Idiot's Guide To Football with Joe Theismann and the creator of the NFL humor prediction website

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I get paid $100 million to write this column, but I am not writing about Albert Haynesworth or the Redskins.

It's insulting to ask me to write about a third-string subject.

Next time, I'm just sitting out.

I've seen news reports about my failing a spelling test and a grammar exam, but I am undaunted.

My editor thinks others have let me not write about Albert Haynesworth before but he added, "the days of him not writing about knuckleheads are over. And that about says it all."

No, this says it all: Oh wait, I can't use that in a family newspaper.

And another thing. Don't call my malady a headache. That's insulting. It's a hangover.

So yeah, I am on Albert Haynesworth's side.

By Brian Tarcy  |  August 24, 2010; 1:21 AM ET  | Category:  NFL , Washington Redskins Save & Share:  Send E-mail   Facebook   Twitter   Digg   Yahoo Buzz   StumbleUpon   Technorati  
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