Counsel From the Columnist

How do I cure an addiction to watching bad baseball?

Without becoming Michael F Wilbon or Mr. Tony, what is the best way to get a table in a good steakhouse such as The Palm, Peter Lugar's or Prime 112?

Mr Wilbon:

Like you and millions of others, I'm also sick of Brett Favre and his Drama Queen Antics. However, being a Season Ticket Holder with the Cleveland Browns in "The Dawg Pound" (Front Row.) and the visiting team always warms up in "The Dawg Pound End" of the field, should we go against our instincts and ignore him since he seems to thrive on any kind of attention?

Wilbon,
Was wondering if your boy, TonyK (you guy's are awesome on PTI) is as cantankerous and curmudgeonly disposed as he appears to be on PTI?

What's with all the negativity? This is supposed to be a "light hearted", "fun", blog. I mean if you don't like it, why read it, and why comment?

Laz1,I couldn't agree with you more.This guy is a sage?

Laz1,I couldn't agree with you more.This guy is a sage?And do you remember what he to deal with the year after those comments?

Mike
Which would you attend?
U2 Concert at Soldier Field (Club seats) or
OSU/USC game?

Wilbon writing an advice column, are you kidding me. He can't even tell you what the best teams are and now he dishing out advice on sex and dating. He and your "Faith" columnist, Mr. Patel who loves Van Jones, should team up. Talk about a slant on the left side.

@LAZ1,

His comments STILL have merit. Even a famous person who is generous to a fault needs to pick and chose whom he lets in his home. Sean helped his half-sister out and it led to criminals invited to the party breaking in several times.

And everyone pro athlete should read Wilbon AND Shapiro's comments.

When should I officially give up on life and start buying winter jackets with Looney Toons characters on the back?

I've been dating this guy a few months...and I'm super excited about football season. He says to me "I don't really watch that much football". I am appalled and feel like this is grounds for termination of this relationship. What do you think?

What should I do about Coyotes tickets this season? I love being a season-ticket holder but don't want to be an unsecured creditor.

Also, what would you think about the crowd tossing Blackberrys onto the ice right before the game when the teams have gone to their respective benches? Not as slimy as octopi, though their maker might be.

Should I stick it to Dan Snyder by boycotting Johnny Rockets?

Wilbon,
We will never forget your comments about Sean Taylor. Please move back to Chicago.